Quick write

sausage rolls v farts

Once Upon a Time Once Upon a Time In 10000000000000000 there was  War of the Worlds aliens v humans. The human's had sausage roll launchers and the aliens had fart guns. Explosion everywhere (BOOM)

the aliens were dropping fart bombs. The entire town had to evacuate. (if you didn't want to get knocked out of the stink.) But humans started taking down their Bombers with sausage roll launching aeroplanes BOOM. The alien ships were coming down fast. Nearly the entire Squadron was going down and crashed into buildings. but one ship was off course a sausage roll had hit it “nwod gniog nwod gniog”(which is alien for going down going down.) The ship crashed but did not explode. the alien out of the ship and started exploring the bomb wrecked City they created. Broken Glass, concrete blocks and metal supports lying all over the ground. The alien got out his walkie-talkie and called for backup; he was lost on the planet of earth. They hid in some rubble of the Briscoes store. A passing Patrol was coming to see if aliens were there (SOOOOOOOOOO MMMM) a mothership is overhead. The alien got transported buy teleporter to the mothership

the little alien was happy to be home electro about being good and not getting lost THE END.